[Intro: Harpsichord and Synth] I was born on a Monday in columns of green, With three modest milestones and white space between. The Roadmap Is a Living Document, tidy and new. For six quiet hours, every date told the truth. [Verse 1] My first quarter promised a stable release, A billing repair and two workflows made clean. My second held lessons the research had found. My third left the future deliberately unbound. LEE-on drew arrows with practical care. Each date had a reason; each team had a share. I carried the "why" underneath every line. No card wore a crown. The whole future was mine. [Chorus] The Roadmap Is a Living Document, That's what they say when the old plan is gone. I breathe through revisions; the dates wander on. I bend till the reasons are broken or spent. The Roadmap Is a Living Document— But no one recalls what the living part meant. [Verse 2] Then Sales moved October to mid-April-May. The board moved the launch to the end of the day. Marketing changed every heading I wore. Victor inserted "A-I" twenty times more. By Tuesday I carried four swim-lanes marked "Now," Three parallel launches and no answer how. My quarters became months; my months became weeks. My goals turned to slogans that nobody speaks. [Verse 3] A duplicate card wore a fresh new disguise. "Customer delight" covered technical lies. A feature removed from the visible view Returned under "Platform Experience Two." Daniel asked, "Which file should engineering reed?" LEE-on said, "The latest," then opened a feed. PREE-yah found six plans all labelled complete. Each one put regression on different weeks. [Pre-Chorus] I remember my purpose. I remember my frame. But every revision still carries my name. Each copy looks final. Each final looks bent. Each author declares me a living document. [Chorus] The Roadmap Is a Living Document, That's what they say when the old plan is gone. I breathe through revisions; the dates wander on. I bend till the reasons are broken or spent. The Roadmap Is a Living Document— But no one recalls what the living part meant. [Keyboard Interlude] [Spoken Breakdown] "Final Roadmap." "Final Roadmap Two." "Final Confirmed." "Final for Review." "Final Approved with Project FEE-niks New Date." "Final New Final." Uploaded at eight. [Bridge] Each timestamp's a woond. Every promise survives. My cells keep expanding; my legend divides. The future is living. The strategy's dead. Five years of ambition get crushed into Q-Three instead. [Build-up] LEE-on scrolls downward. The quarters repeat. My careful horizons compress into weeks. The cursor keeps blinking. New rows volunteer. I gain twelve new futures and lose the next year. [Final Chorus] The Roadmap Is a Living Document, But life needs a boundary, body, and form. Not every new panic should rewrite the norm. I bent through revisions till purpose was spent. The Roadmap Is a Living Document— Now I'm proof of the places that nobody went. [Outro] I was born on a Monday with white space between. By Thursday at midnight, I choke every screen. The cursor keeps blinking. Another row appears. My next stable quarter is three moving years.